Friday, January 25, 2008

WTF FILES: UNC Tar Heels (The JV Edition)

The UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA

has a JV Team??????????

WTF? Since when?

Never heard of this before....but here are the future Washington Generals hopefuls.




2008 Schedule of the Bad Ass Non-Competitive League of N.C.

Date Opponent / Event Location Time
11/03/07 vs. Mount Olive Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 100-63
11/09/07 vs. Pfeiffer Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 112-87
11/15/07 vs. Laurinburg Prep Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 90-74
11/18/07 vs. Montreat College Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 107-56
11/20/07 vs. Sinclair Community College Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 86-74
01/09/08 vs. Central Carolina Community College Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 111-71
01/12/08 vs. Asbury Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 79-61
01/19/08 vs. Davidson County Chapel Hill, N.C. W, 103-93
01/24/08 vs. Johnston Community College Chapel Hill, N.C. 7:00 p.m. ET
01/31/08 vs. Fork Union Military Academy Chapel Hill, N.C. 4:00 p.m. ET
02/07/08 at Louisburg College Louisburg, N.C. 6:30 p.m. ET
02/10/08 vs. Hargrave Military Academy Chapel Hill, N.C. 3:30 p.m. ET
02/16/08 vs. Montrose Christian Chapel Hill, N.C. 10:00 a.m. ET
02/24/08 vs. King Chapel Hill, N.C. 3:30 p.m. ET

OK QUESTION: When the fuck do they go on the road? That game to Louisburg, must be a bitch. My money is with Louisburg College there.

And their last game of the season, is versus a King!

Speculations are that it's Lebron James since he band wagons on everything that could be successful if they win all the time.

As for awareness of the JV team, the school has a hard time getting people other than janitors to come to the games.

When 12 random people were polled, basically the UNC "varsity" players, not one knew that it had a JV pep squad.

and I guess the college students also don't know by the endless empty light blue seats. I bet I can still find some moron selling tickets on eBay for this.






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