WTF FILES: UNC Tar Heels (The JV Edition)

The UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA

has a JV Team??????????

WTF? Since when?

Never heard of this before....but here are the future Washington Generals hopefuls.



2008 Schedule of the Bad Ass Non-Competitive League of N.C.

Date	Opponent / Event	Location	Time
11/03/07	vs. Mount Olive	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 100-63
11/09/07	vs. Pfeiffer	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 112-87
11/15/07	vs. Laurinburg Prep	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 90-74
11/18/07	vs. Montreat College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 107-56
11/20/07	vs. Sinclair Community College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 86-74
01/09/08	vs. Central Carolina Community College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 111-71
01/12/08	vs. Asbury	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 79-61
01/19/08	vs. Davidson County	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 103-93
01/24/08	vs. Johnston Community College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	7:00 p.m. ET
01/31/08	vs. Fork Union Military Academy	Chapel Hill, N.C.	4:00 p.m. ET
02/07/08	at Louisburg College	Louisburg, N.C.	6:30 p.m. ET
02/10/08	vs. Hargrave Military Academy	Chapel Hill, N.C.	3:30 p.m. ET
02/16/08	vs. Montrose Christian	Chapel Hill, N.C.	10:00 a.m. ET
02/24/08	vs. King	Chapel Hill, N.C.	3:30 p.m. ET

OK QUESTION: When the fuck do they go on the road? That game to Louisburg, must be a bitch. My money is with Louisburg College there.

And their last game of the season, is versus a King!

Speculations are that it's Lebron James since he band wagons on everything that could be successful if they win all the time.

As for awareness of the JV team, the school has a hard time getting people other than janitors to come to the games.

When 12 random people were polled, basically the UNC "varsity" players, not one knew that it had a JV pep squad.

and I guess the college students also don't know by the endless empty light blue seats. I bet I can still find some moron selling tickets on eBay for this.






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SEAN MAY returns to the Bobcats

CHARLOTTE, NC - Sean May returned to the Charlotte Bobcats last night - as their official Ball Boy for the 2008 Season.

May, a 13th overall draft pick of the Bobcats, has played 58 games in his three year career. He had season ending knee surgery last month and is glad to be back.

"Beats sitting at home, watching Arsenio Hall," an ecstatic Sean May stated as he adjusts his Steve Maddens.

The team is being cautious with Sean at the Ball Boy position because they fear he can re-injure himself going for loose balls.

"With Sean, your always on pins and needles and I dont mean that literally," states an eastern conference scout who works for the Bobcats.

Coach Sam Vincent was glad to have him back, "Hopefully the team can match his energy going for loose balls,"

"But we are going to be cautious with Sean as he gain some weight from his injuries, and this will be good for him to go out there and move a bit, nut up, and grab these balls instead."

When asked if he knew Sean was on the roster, Vincent at first denied comment but added "You know, I saw him at McDonald's and he came up to me and said he plays for the Bobcats and I had no idea he was talking about my team. I'll leave it at that"

Bobcats GM Michael Jordan was overall happy with Sean's return, "He is an employee of the company, we pay him millions, we got to put the bitch to work, I think being the ball boy for the season will motivate the team in some weird way. I can't wait to clown him in practice like the rest of the squad."