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Saturday, February 23, 2008

AIR DIRK

Oh Dirk, first the fake front teeth,

now we gotta see the tongue all the time?

Dude, people are eating at bars and shit.

It kinda gross........

ahhhhh, forget it

JASON KIDD FINALLY TRADED TO DALLAS

"O RLY"

Monday, February 18, 2008

KEITH VAN HORN IS BACK!!!!!!!

FUCK YEA!

The Tube Sock Markets thank you.

Tube Sock prices rose $.22 cents in last minute trading.

I like.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Friday, December 21, 2007

The Golden State Warriors TV Ad that never made it..

So I was cleaning the offices of the Warriors Marketing Department and found this paper on someones desk. It appears to be a script idea for a new TV spot.

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:30 Seconds Spot
Client: G.S. Warriors 2008
Director: Fred Savage

(fade in)

LAST YEAR Warrior fans, this young girl
was the poster child of the
inspirational & magical Golden State
Warriors season:

(dissolve)

BUT THIS SEASON, the journey gets tougher,
the message bolder, but the
magic still lives on ---

as the man with the beard

(dissolve)

the man with the tats,

(dissolve)

minus this guy

(dissolve)

and minus alleged herpes

(dissolve)

all return for another edgier dose of
WE make BELIEVE,

So Warrior Fans

(dissolve)

get louder,

(dissolve)

get tougher

(dissolve)

And for that young girl who held
up the weakest ass sign of the decade --
your Warriors are back,

(dissolve)

harder than ever...

Step aside sis'
cuz this season,
Believe them Nigs' For Realz

(dissolve)

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
We Believe 'em.

Get Your tickets now!
1-800-THE CHRONIC

(dissolve)

(fade out)

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