Hey Bud, Let's Party...

Copyright 2008 NBAE (Photo by Rocky Widner)

Actor Sean Penn enjoys the game between the Golden State Warriors versus the New York Knicks on January 27, 2008 at Oracle Arena in Oakland, California. Penn was there handing out deluxe pizzas during time outs.

Gnarley Dude!

Welcome to the NBA, C.J. Watson...

The Diary of C.J.'s 1st NBA Game...
Oakland Style

2:15 PM
Get dropped off by Greyhound in West Oakland
and give the "I'm not in Kansas anymore look."
With John McEnroe, staring at me for no reason.





5:00 PM
After being robbed and beat, I find my teammates and we walk to the gym for tonight's varsity game.




5:20 PM
I put on the NBA Jersey for the first time, making sure I don't look at Brandan Wright's lanky ass.




5:21 PM
Ok, looks good. NBA.com comes in to take a photo of me with the jersey to show my moms but then fucking Brandan Wright starts to get nude and ruins my photo op.





6:00 PM
Met all the Oakland staff who reminded me that I'm on a 10 day contract, but not to worry, however they gave me an airline ticket back to Texas dated 11 days from today. Hmmmm...

Got a really nice glass Doritos Chips Plate from Mitch Richmond before the game, welcoming me to the club.

Apparently, with the hand shake I signed a free 8 year contract representing Doritos Soft and Chewy Chips. Damn.






6:15 PM
Time to Warm Up
Baron yapping at me about how much I'm gonna suck in his league. Apparently, I will be cut if I miss this free throw.



6:45 PM
I missed both but my 10 day contract is guaranteed, so I'm cool.

The game is about to begin and I get a taste of the West Oakland NBA crowd. Crazy and supposedly, Thunder is Chris Mullin, I had no idea! Damn.





7:30 PM
So I actually get in the game ...and I'm NOT fucking nervous at all, ok, ok, a little fucking nervous but I have a guaranteed 10 day contract I keep telling myself while I try to close my eye lids a little so my eyes won't pop out. Damn.





7:31 PM
My first "Heeeeeelp" of my NBA career...Damn.





7:32 PM
Getting angry, that my line reads -32 when I'm on the court...Damn.



9:33 PM
Two hours later, I make this jumper after everyone in the East Coast is asleep...Damn.




The local fans all cheer and love me, well, ok two that I had to give tickets to on the Bart 'or else' ...



10:45 PM
I finish my first NBA game with my name on the stat sheets:

C.J. WATSON (PLAYED) ||||| -16 ||||| 2 PTS

Most importantly...I am now in the history books...



like Moonlight Graham.



Let me tell you one thing:

It's so awesome being in the NBA and getting a front court seat to everything!!!


9 Days To Go...I'm gonna buy a Hummer now.

This is gonna fucking hurt huh?

IH-5

Seriously, you don't like the look?

Stan Van Gundy wants to be like Don Nelson

Copyright 2008 NBAE (Photo by Noah Graham)

CHATSWORTH, CA: Head Coach Stan Van Gundy of the Orlando Magic demonstrates his discontent to a referee during the game against the Los Angeles Clippers at Staples Center on January 9, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.

When asked if he was trying to match Don Nelson of the Warriors, Stan said, "Let's just say this is Hollywood and I needed the money."

AVERY JOHNSON #6 Thank You

#6

THANK YOU AVERY




Golden State, it's your turn...




CONGRATS AVERY!

The Golden State Warriors TV Ad that never made it..

So I was cleaning the offices of the Warriors Marketing Department and found this paper on someones desk. It appears to be a script idea for a new TV spot.


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:30 Seconds Spot
Client: G.S. Warriors 2008
Director: Fred Savage


(fade in)

LAST YEAR Warrior fans, this young girl
was the poster child of the
inspirational & magical Golden State
Warriors season:


(dissolve)

BUT THIS SEASON, the journey gets tougher,
the message bolder, but the
magic still lives on ---

as the man with the beard


(dissolve)

the man with the tats,


(dissolve)

minus this guy


(dissolve)

and minus alleged herpes


(dissolve)

all return for another edgier dose of
WE make BELIEVE,


So Warrior Fans

(dissolve)

get louder,

(dissolve)

get tougher

(dissolve)

And for that young girl who held
up the weakest ass sign of the decade --
your Warriors are back,

(dissolve)

harder than ever...

Step aside sis'
cuz this season,
Believe them Nigs' For Realz


(dissolve)



GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
We Believe 'em.

Get Your tickets now!
1-800-THE CHRONIC

(dissolve)


(fade out)

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Does Don Nelson look like a hot Porn Star?

Or is it just me?



Like NBA's version of Ron Jeremy?




TMZ found the following proof!

Still from NELLIE DOES ALCATRAZ Vol. 2


Still from OFFICE NELLIE: Under Siege


Poster from NELLIE DOES DALLAS


Still from NELLIE GONE WILD: New Orleans


Source:

Still accumulating proof, anyone have some pics of his past work?

GOLDEN STATE releases new T-Shirts for 2008 season

GOLDEN STATE - With the success of last season's exciting playoff run,
Golden State Warriors today released their new T Shirt for the 2007-2008 season.

Similar to last year's shirt in color and design, the Warriors front office
decided to revamp the design to add more of a meaning and little more focus.

Matt Barnes agrees, "Wait, what is this interview about?"

The Warriors hope it will bring the team good luck and define the team once
again as they fight for the playoffs and end up disappointing everyone
as fast as they can.

"Last year, we believed alright," a jubilant Matt Barnes mentions,
"but this year, it's special, the shirt proves it, we know we believe again
but, we also know the Spurs do too. Bring on Dallas once again and then get
the lures ready. We are that confident."

The shirts go on sale today at nba.com and Oakland Raiders home games.


Photo/Getty Images
Matt Barnes models the new shirt before the Spurs regular season game.
Warriors beat the Spurs 96-84.

NOTES: Don Nelson is still combing his hair to his right
every time he can, "It's great isn't?, it's autumn sunrise" quips Nelson.
....The Warriors were given their 1974-1975 championship rings before the
game to all the current roster in order to set them up for failure once again.