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Eva Longoria says baby 'bump' was just bloat

By Missy, CBB Writer

Recent photos of Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria sporting what appeared to be the early stages of a baby bump were actually showing what was the after-effects of a large lunch, Eva says. The 32-year-old admits that she's gained weight lately, and says its the Hollywood writers strike that is to blame.

I've just gained weight from being on strike. My publicist sends me a picture. She's like, 'So they're saying you're pregnant, you have a baby bump.' I'm like, 'I just finished eating.' I had no bump. I just ate pasta and Italian and my pants were too tight and I totally have a gut. But this pregnancy thing, we're just laughing our butts off, cause I really just had a fat day.

Eva married NBA player Tony Parker in July. She revealed recently that the two disagree on a timeline for having a baby, and elaborated on her rationale for holding off on becoming pregnant.

I want to work hard now so when I do have children I can just kind of enjoy them later.

Source: OK!

The 2008 NBA SEASON as performed by puppets

These are pretty clever and funny:

THE NBA SEASON through the SPURS EYES

and

TONY PARKER'S Wedding

TONY PARKER Sues X17 for affair stories...

Parker Sues Web Site That Claimed Affair

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Tony Parker has sued a celebrity gossip Web site that published stories claiming he had an affair with a French model.

The San Antonio Spurs star sued X17online.com on Wednesday in Superior Court, alleging it posted a series of "false and defamatory" stories claiming Parker cheated on his wife, actress Eva Longoria. He's seeking at least $40 million in damages.

"This is false. It never happened. And X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source," the lawsuit said.

The lawsuit also alleged that X17 never contacted Parker, Longoria or their representatives before running the stories, and refused to retract them after being told the claims were false.

An after-hour call to X17's Beverly Hills office was not immediately returned.

Last week, the Web site posted a story that said the model Alexandra Paressant told X17 that she had a two-month affair with Parker. The story said Paressant told X17 she attended Parker's wedding last summer, where the French soccer star Thierry Henry introduced her to the basketball star.

"No one from X17 attempted to contact Mr. Henry, who ... would have told them in no uncertain terms that this woman was not at the wedding," the lawsuit said, adding that Parker has never met anyone named Alexandra Paressant.

"If this woman exists, he has no way of knowing whether she is one of the many fans who have, from time to time, managed to obtain his cell phone number and called or left messages or who may have engaged him in conversation."

Parker is seeking damages for defamation and invasion of privacy. The lawsuit seeks a court injunction ordering X17 to stop publishing the stories.

Parker and Longoria defended their marriage last week.

"I love my wife," Parker said in a statement from Longoria's spokeswoman, Liza Anderson. "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier."

"Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband," said Longoria, who stars on ABC's "Desperate Housewives."

Desperate Housewives: Live @ Staples

Just a day after the allegations from French model Alexandra Paressant claiming she recently met Parker for sex at Paris' Park Hyatt Hotel.

It was interesting to see Eva next to Sheryl Crow during the Spurs Lakers game,



Sheryl was somewhat of a mistress of Lance Armstrong when he fell off his bike.



Ahhhh, Desperate Housewives: LIVE and Uncut.

Quote of the Day

"Woman you better shut the #%#$@ up with that."