How to COACH from the ground up...

Just like the bank shot or the hook shot,

Coaching from 1 knee or squatting is a lost art for coaches in the NBA...

College is the only place that really does this style of coaching.

With that said, let's take a look at how to coach on 1 knee or squat and still look like a true pimp...


Rick Pitino
SMART: BRING TOWEL, DONT RUIN THE THREADS. We Like.



THE DRAMATIC DUDE WHO DIDN'T TAKE THE MAGIC JOB
SMART: Use your off hand to stay clean and to keep balanced.




RANDY PEELE
RISKY: but OK to do, but check pants for possible tears...





FRANK HAITE
NO. PERIOD: Check for major rips.




JAIME DIXON
DANGEROUS: STAY OFF THE COURT OR YOU GET YO AZZ WORKED.








KEVIN STALLINGS
HELL NO: I guess you give up? You ruined the fucking suit!







BOB KNIGHT
NO COMMENT: He is not squating or on 1 knee but I think he is killing someone in his head and we refrain from comment because he will find us through his mental process.







TONY BENNETT
MESSY: Don't ever let them see you sweat or lack thereof.






RICK MAJERUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL NO!