LeBRON James fined $100,000 by Waste Management

The City of Cleveland Waste Management Department has fined Lebron James $100,000 for defacing their property after a home loss to the Phoenix Suns. The evidence:



Lebron pleaded Guilty as fuck, which is a Class A for Asshole misdemeanor.

After a plea bargain, LeBron was ordered to do 30 minutes in jail and 100 community hours dressed up as LeBrona:

All community work will have to be done wearing a mandatory Indians Baseball Cap.


Lebron was apologetic for the most part and only had this to say while serving his brief jail sentence.




Cleveland County Jail and Serta of America are pursuing additional charges.

in other news:
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