THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: EVA vs. TONY & Lakers vs. Spurs & Sasha vs. Bynum

NBA THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS

Tony vs. Eva



Foreign objects (not the model) were used throughout the match, Eva finally pinned Tony after water torturing the 'Man from France' with the infamous hoe, i mean hose.

Tony's ass whooping will perhaps bring him back a little more focused and ready for his second match.


Spurs vs. Lakers



At the Nothing But Actors Arena in Los Angeles, Spurs take on the other Golden State team that is similar in style minus Cash & Jessica.

Lakers are well rested, but so are the Spurs for the most part (other than Parker being sore from a couple of roundhouse rights by Eva's chancla.)

Spurs wont have Duncan, but the Lakers vs. a Duncan-less Spurs team is a fun matchup to see. In the end, Lakers dangle the lead for three quarters and then the Spurs take over in the fourth, sending Jack home
or depending on what he ate during the game, like this


Should be a good fight, until that guy with the roll up newspaper interferes
or this man:


Mother fucker always freaks me out.


and in the Main Event:


Andrew Bynum vs. Sasha Vujacic



Throw the mother fucker the ball and everyone survives.


Lakers implode again: Spurs 102, Lakers 94