BENO UDRIH introduces a new line of tube socks...

LAND OF THE LOST, CA - Beno Udrih launched his new one legged player socks called, "Vlade" after his childhood idol, Vlade Divac.

"I wanted to honor a very special person who was here before me and had great style like all of us Serbs," stated Beno as he scratch and sniffed his leg.

Vlade Divac was honored when told, "Look I didn't know Horry was there waiting for the ball -- oh the sock? --- Yea, that's gooch."

The Vlade is only available in black and only for the left leg.

"We wanted this to be affordable to all the inner city kids in Serbia and Eastern Sacramento, wherever that is," stated Beno, "Growing up, I only had 1 good pair of tube socks and saved them for my right foot. I wanted to bring that magic back with the Vlade."

The matching Spurs road basketball shoes are available at spurs.com.



In a bit of a controversy, Allen Iverson plans to sue since he believes the Vlade tube sock is too similar to his Iverson's Arm Sleeve.
"We talkin' about socks, socks. Socks. Grown ass man and we talkin' about socks," an angry Iverson stated. "Get out of my fucking face but I tell you one thing, that boy is gonna get a sock up his ass."


Borat has also filed a motion to sue in Kazakhstan. "I like Beno. I like Sex," stated Borat, "Jew stole my idea but not Pam. Hi-Five!"





"They are all haters," Beno tells us as he hand washes his Vlade. "Look at this stain, no seriously, look at this stain --- and the sweet smell from my hairy leg, this is what it's all about!"


Beno plans to release more socks as the season goes by but it depends on local Sacramento night clubs ability to sponsor the official release parties.

CLAY BENNETT in new SEATTLE XMAS SHOW!

Clay Bennett in his Seattle office.
"I play Golf, thats what I do here."


SEATTLE - Clay Bennett is a mysterious man but also a very generous one.

Tonight's Christmas benefit show at Seattle's Little Theatre will feature the Sonics owner portraying one of the infamous Christmas characters of all time.

Trying to make good with the fine citizens of Seattle, he sponsored the Christmas event with his debit card. "I didn't go for the points this time." Bennett states.

"What better way to show that I care than to sponsor this in cash?" added Bennett.

"Moving the team to Oklahoma is the greatest gift I can get for christmas, I wanted to show the people of Seattle that I care about their feelings and that's why I'm donating all proceeds from the Christmas show to the Oklahoma City children hospitals, Seattle fans should be proud."

"It will be fun to portray a character that I admired all my life." quips Bennett.

TMZ Video from Bennett's Show
CLAY BENNETT in new SEATTLE XMAS SHOW

SPYIN' @ The Charlotte Bobcats

So I was able to sneak into Sam Vincent office and steal some of their latest plays for the sake of all those NBA teams (cough)minnesota(cough) that will lose to the Bobcats and/or can't seem to shake their amazing full court offensive attacks.

Some of the Bobcats' Plays (in case you couldn't beat them without it)






"What?? Too complex?" "Yeah for us too."




Bobcats did have a secret weapon they were working on...


"I like adidas, this much." a sweaty former White Sox outfielder turned NBA player, Michael Jordan states.

The 2007-2008 Clippers season in Photos

This pretty much sums up the 2007-2008 Clippers Season.


Photo by Stephen Dunn



Runner Up

VOTE FOR THE 2008 ALL STAR GAME

The NBA Chipped Tooth Hall of Fame

So now, Steve Nash joins his old buddy Dirk in the

NBA Chipped Tooth Hall of Fame

presented by
1-800-DENTIST

Inducted 2007 - STEVE NASH, Phoenix Suns



Previous Hall of Famers

Inducted 2001 DIRK, Dallas Mavericks


Inducted 2002 - Jerome Williams, Toronto Raptors


Inducted 2003 - The RAPTOR, Toronto Raptors


Inducted 2004 - Dental Strike

Inducted 2005 - KIRK HINRICH, Chicago Bulls


Inducted 2006 - FABRICIO OBERTO, San Antonio Spurs


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Elgible on 2008 Ballot

Rick Fox (The mother fuckers are fake)




Nominate your favorites....

Tim Duncan attacks the Paparazzi

with his tongue

Greg Simmons reporting I believe or Dan Cook, cant tell.

Awesome, good for Tim!

and Tim is now listed as a celebrity!

Tim Duncan Gone Wild

Press (well not really) making it harder to repeat as always. lol

Go Spurs Go!

Fans dont let the Pararazzi turn Tim into the next Britney!

LEAVE TIM ALONE!

Desperate Housewives: Live @ Staples

Just a day after the allegations from French model Alexandra Paressant claiming she recently met Parker for sex at Paris' Park Hyatt Hotel.

It was interesting to see Eva next to Sheryl Crow during the Spurs Lakers game,



Sheryl was somewhat of a mistress of Lance Armstrong when he fell off his bike.



Ahhhh, Desperate Housewives: LIVE and Uncut.

Quote of the Day

"Woman you better shut the #%#$@ up with that."

Spurs came up this short...

Well I didn't expect Tony to sit out, that threw my 102-94 prediction.

Actually, it was the Spurs leading after three and lost the lead.

If Manu makes 3-5 more shots, they win without Duncan/Parker.

Yet there was a huge riot outside the Staples Center after the game.

Someone was chanting that the Lakers are gonna win it all as everyone exited,
that's when I knew the weather forecast for the next couple of days.

The annoying fan with the rolled up newspaper, renewed his L.A. Times subscription.

Its ShowTime at the Staples once again, all because of a regular season win over a Duncan/Parker less Spurs.

Gotta love those Laker fans! Im gonna see 40 Laker flags tomorrow, I'm sure.

THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: EVA vs. TONY & Lakers vs. Spurs & Sasha vs. Bynum

NBA THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS

Tony vs. Eva



Foreign objects (not the model) were used throughout the match, Eva finally pinned Tony after water torturing the 'Man from France' with the infamous hoe, i mean hose.

Tony's ass whooping will perhaps bring him back a little more focused and ready for his second match.


Spurs vs. Lakers



At the Nothing But Actors Arena in Los Angeles, Spurs take on the other Golden State team that is similar in style minus Cash & Jessica.

Lakers are well rested, but so are the Spurs for the most part (other than Parker being sore from a couple of roundhouse rights by Eva's chancla.)

Spurs wont have Duncan, but the Lakers vs. a Duncan-less Spurs team is a fun matchup to see. In the end, Lakers dangle the lead for three quarters and then the Spurs take over in the fourth, sending Jack home
or depending on what he ate during the game, like this


Should be a good fight, until that guy with the roll up newspaper interferes
or this man:


Mother fucker always freaks me out.


and in the Main Event:


Andrew Bynum vs. Sasha Vujacic



Throw the mother fucker the ball and everyone survives.


Lakers implode again: Spurs 102, Lakers 94

MICHAEL FINLEY: Are We Done Yet Part 2

He only missed 5 out of 8 Bags, Its cool -- Dont panic!




and no more bricks!







Seriously Though

GREAT to see Finley out there doing this!!! Great Cause!

A+++ to him, The Spurs Organization, George Gervin, The Coyote
and
Most Importantly, the MoFo in the Yellow Shirt for making sure Finley and Coyote don't fall !!!

Does Don Nelson look like a hot Porn Star?

Or is it just me?



Like NBA's version of Ron Jeremy?




TMZ found the following proof!

Still from NELLIE DOES ALCATRAZ Vol. 2


Still from OFFICE NELLIE: Under Siege


Poster from NELLIE DOES DALLAS


Still from NELLIE GONE WILD: New Orleans


Source:

Still accumulating proof, anyone have some pics of his past work?