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LeBRON James fined $100,000 by Waste Management

The City of Cleveland Waste Management Department has fined Lebron James $100,000 for defacing their property after a home loss to the Phoenix Suns. The evidence:



Lebron pleaded Guilty as fuck, which is a Class A for Asshole misdemeanor.

After a plea bargain, LeBron was ordered to do 30 minutes in jail and 100 community hours dressed up as LeBrona:

All community work will have to be done wearing a mandatory Indians Baseball Cap.


Lebron was apologetic for the most part and only had this to say while serving his brief jail sentence.




Cleveland County Jail and Serta of America are pursuing additional charges.

in other news:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

WTF FILES: UNC Tar Heels (The JV Edition)

The UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA

has a JV Team??????????

WTF? Since when?

Never heard of this before....but here are the future Washington Generals hopefuls.



2008 Schedule of the Bad Ass Non-Competitive League of N.C.

Date	Opponent / Event	Location	Time
11/03/07	vs. Mount Olive	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 100-63
11/09/07	vs. Pfeiffer	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 112-87
11/15/07	vs. Laurinburg Prep	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 90-74
11/18/07	vs. Montreat College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 107-56
11/20/07	vs. Sinclair Community College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 86-74
01/09/08	vs. Central Carolina Community College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 111-71
01/12/08	vs. Asbury	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 79-61
01/19/08	vs. Davidson County	Chapel Hill, N.C.	W, 103-93
01/24/08	vs. Johnston Community College	Chapel Hill, N.C.	7:00 p.m. ET
01/31/08	vs. Fork Union Military Academy	Chapel Hill, N.C.	4:00 p.m. ET
02/07/08	at Louisburg College	Louisburg, N.C.	6:30 p.m. ET
02/10/08	vs. Hargrave Military Academy	Chapel Hill, N.C.	3:30 p.m. ET
02/16/08	vs. Montrose Christian	Chapel Hill, N.C.	10:00 a.m. ET
02/24/08	vs. King	Chapel Hill, N.C.	3:30 p.m. ET

OK QUESTION: When the fuck do they go on the road? That game to Louisburg, must be a bitch. My money is with Louisburg College there.

And their last game of the season, is versus a King!

Speculations are that it's Lebron James since he band wagons on everything that could be successful if they win all the time.

As for awareness of the JV team, the school has a hard time getting people other than janitors to come to the games.

When 12 random people were polled, basically the UNC "varsity" players, not one knew that it had a JV pep squad.

and I guess the college students also don't know by the endless empty light blue seats. I bet I can still find some moron selling tickets on eBay for this.






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