CLIPPERS honor HEDO TURKOGLU

TURKEY, LOS ANGELES - Hedo Turkoglu had a plethora of fans, almost a whole section, at a recent Clippers/Magic game.

Memories of the infamous Game 7 of the 2001 European Basketball Championships in Istanbul were heavy among the suits (aka non NBA fans who sit in the $1,500 lower sections who get annoyed by sudden loud noises and bring mace just in case people get rowdy)

NBATV broadcasted Hedo's biggest career moments all day long in his honor. The 1 1/2 minute special was interrupted when it was announced that Britney Spears left the mental ward.

At Staples Center, the always dedicated International fans from Turkey via San Gabriel Valley came out and supported Hedo...



They shouted, ladies threw their panties and all cheered for Hedo wildly all night long....




Block,



after block....




Long Live Hedo and his block party ..and major props to all NBA international role players with bigger and LOUDER fan bases than it's home team.

I LOVE IT!



Oh shit, this is another block, huh?



They Really Love ME!

KYLE KORVER enters the arena...

and at first, I thought it was:



Then , suddenly, this thread turned GAY.

SAMAKI WALKER Suspended for Life

FROM HIS WEBHOST


and from all Pimp Conventions as well

IS THAT YAO MING?

As if there was any confusion on your part, the AP puts this caption on this photo:


Yao Ming(R) of the Houston Rockets drives against the Boston Celtics during their NBA game in Boston. The Celtics won 97-93. (AFP/NBAE/Jesse Garrabrant)



Who the #%Q#%$ DOESN'T KNOW that that's YAO MING on the right?

AND

they don't even mention the Boston Celtic on the left, which I myself, have no idea who he is, since he is not Garnett, Allen or Pierce but it looks like Scot Pollard to me.



and speaking of Scot Pollard, he gets no respect from NBA.com, they have his Cavs pic on his Boston Celtic profile page. Awesome!

EAT AIR 101 with Professor PISTOL PETE

apparently Pistol Pete taught at UNC after he retired.

RASHEED WALLACE, shown in video, took the class while at UNC, learning the concept of technical fouls....






Vince Carter, also took the class at UNC but the teachers were foreign and taught the EAT AIR concept much broader.

CHRIS BOSH loves SPAIN

JUWANNA MAN: Now on HD-DVD and BLU-RAY

H-TOWN - In order to promote the HD-DVD and BLU-RAY edition of the best NBA film of all time: Juwanna Man.

Morgan Creek Entertainment has embarked in a 1 city tour to promote the release.


The DVD box set with over 1 million NBA Dancers Dunking in tribute to Juwanna Man will retail for $69 at all waffle houses in Houston and Idaho.

Plans for the trilogy are in the works but so far, 'no one gives a fuck,' cites a studio insider.

SEAN MAY returns to the Bobcats

CHARLOTTE, NC - Sean May returned to the Charlotte Bobcats last night - as their official Ball Boy for the 2008 Season.

May, a 13th overall draft pick of the Bobcats, has played 58 games in his three year career. He had season ending knee surgery last month and is glad to be back.

"Beats sitting at home, watching Arsenio Hall," an ecstatic Sean May stated as he adjusts his Steve Maddens.

The team is being cautious with Sean at the Ball Boy position because they fear he can re-injure himself going for loose balls.

"With Sean, your always on pins and needles and I dont mean that literally," states an eastern conference scout who works for the Bobcats.

Coach Sam Vincent was glad to have him back, "Hopefully the team can match his energy going for loose balls,"

"But we are going to be cautious with Sean as he gain some weight from his injuries, and this will be good for him to go out there and move a bit, nut up, and grab these balls instead."

When asked if he knew Sean was on the roster, Vincent at first denied comment but added "You know, I saw him at McDonald's and he came up to me and said he plays for the Bobcats and I had no idea he was talking about my team. I'll leave it at that"

Bobcats GM Michael Jordan was overall happy with Sean's return, "He is an employee of the company, we pay him millions, we got to put the bitch to work, I think being the ball boy for the season will motivate the team in some weird way. I can't wait to clown him in practice like the rest of the squad."

WHY DOES MEMPHIS STINK SO BAD?

The Culprit...

New NBA TV Show: NBA Transcript w/ Simone

Great concept --- check it,

International Basketball discussion and it's in English!!!

and

they have to put an international analyst named Simone to make it officially an international show.

???

I'll just buy the transcript because I'm #$#%$ lost at "greatest point guard of all time."

KEVIN GARNETT: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Kevin Garnett always looks angry



even in Minny



GRRRRRRR



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OUCH

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU KNOW YOUR NEXT COACH TO BE FIRED

The Body Language speaks Volumes:


10.
THE "Please Hold The Lead Look" LOOK


9.
THE "What's the #$#%# score?" LOOK


8. THE "No, F U" LOOK


7. THE "This is only for 1 game" LOOK


6. THE "I can feel it" LOOK


5. THE "No one has my back, right?" LOOK


4. THE "Friday the 13th" LOOK


3. THE "I'm Tired" LOOK


2. THE "I Give Up" LOOK


1. THE "I'm finally #%$ Watching" LOOK