Thursday, December 20, 2007

FLIP SAUNDERS is wired for sound 24/7...

So Flip was out and about doing good.

Visiting a local Ronald McDonald House for Christmas with others including Pistons' Amir Johnson and that other guy that comes off the bench, I completely applaud them & give them props.

As part of a new NBA rule, all coaches have to be mic'd all season long --- 24/7.

Here are highlights from his visit to the Ronald McDonald House event.

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HOT MILF IN BLACK: Not so close Flip..
FLIP: Hey, whaddaaa you talking about? Honey. It's Flip baby, I'm here aint I?
Hurry the #%$% up.

Lady, you better not fucking cut my wrist now. It's Flip baby. Got Things to do. Kid, put your fucking hands down, lets get this over with. Hands Down! Run It! Amir box her out.

Hey, lets get this over with, cmon now. Run It! It's Flip baby. Cmon run the #%$%$ play.

Kid, get the #$#%$ away from me...
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey,
how you toots like to suit up tonight??? Here honey, let me show you how to use that finger. It's Flip baby. Great event huh ladies?

Yea, this is how you do it kid, now scram. You lil' #%$@$%

Flip props for showing up.
perhaps it was the mics, we understand.

LOL

Merry Christmas

NEW REAL MAN of GENIUS Commercial: Mr. Internet Sports Fan

Written by a Mavericks fan, Mavsluva

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumb coach yet?"

We salute you Mr. Internet Sports Fan.

Anheuser Busch St. Louis, Mo.

NIGHT @ THE ROXBURY

This is really funny

TONY PARKER Sues X17 for affair stories...

Parker Sues Web Site That Claimed Affair

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Tony Parker has sued a celebrity gossip Web site that published stories claiming he had an affair with a French model.

The San Antonio Spurs star sued X17online.com on Wednesday in Superior Court, alleging it posted a series of "false and defamatory" stories claiming Parker cheated on his wife, actress Eva Longoria. He's seeking at least $40 million in damages.

"This is false. It never happened. And X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source," the lawsuit said.

The lawsuit also alleged that X17 never contacted Parker, Longoria or their representatives before running the stories, and refused to retract them after being told the claims were false.

An after-hour call to X17's Beverly Hills office was not immediately returned.

Last week, the Web site posted a story that said the model Alexandra Paressant told X17 that she had a two-month affair with Parker. The story said Paressant told X17 she attended Parker's wedding last summer, where the French soccer star Thierry Henry introduced her to the basketball star.

"No one from X17 attempted to contact Mr. Henry, who ... would have told them in no uncertain terms that this woman was not at the wedding," the lawsuit said, adding that Parker has never met anyone named Alexandra Paressant.

"If this woman exists, he has no way of knowing whether she is one of the many fans who have, from time to time, managed to obtain his cell phone number and called or left messages or who may have engaged him in conversation."

Parker is seeking damages for defamation and invasion of privacy. The lawsuit seeks a court injunction ordering X17 to stop publishing the stories.

Parker and Longoria defended their marriage last week.

"I love my wife," Parker said in a statement from Longoria's spokeswoman, Liza Anderson. "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier."

"Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband," said Longoria, who stars on ABC's "Desperate Housewives."

SHAWN MARION gets punched in the nuts...

DEEEE-FENSE
DEEEE-FENSE

DEEEE-FENSE

DEEEE-ZNUTS

Photo by Garrett Ellwood / NBAE

The ATLANTA HAWKS have a better record than the HOUSTON ROCKETS

Thats all there is to say.

ATLANTA HAWKS 13-12
HOUSTON ROCKETS 12-13

YIKES! wow!

Yao, Tracy and Francis under .500

Adelman is cancer, he and George Karl should go into Local Politics with the way they run their teams.

Adelman is overrated like his basketball card price. $6??

FREE FRANCIS NOW!
Enough of the Politics!

FREE SOMEONE!,
No way is Houston that bad.

Props to the Hawks though!!!!!

BENO UDRIH introduces a new line of tube socks...

LAND OF THE LOST, CA - Beno Udrih launched his new one legged player socks called, "Vlade" after his childhood idol, Vlade Divac.

"I wanted to honor a very special person who was here before me and had great style like all of us Serbs," stated Beno as he scratch and sniffed his leg.

Vlade Divac was honored when told, "Look I didn't know Horry was there waiting for the ball -- oh the sock? --- Yea, that's gooch."

The Vlade is only available in black and only for the left leg.

"We wanted this to be affordable to all the inner city kids in Serbia and Eastern Sacramento, wherever that is," stated Beno, "Growing up, I only had 1 good pair of tube socks and saved them for my right foot. I wanted to bring that magic back with the Vlade."

The matching Spurs road basketball shoes are available at spurs.com.

In a bit of a controversy, Allen Iverson plans to sue since he believes the Vlade tube sock is too similar to his Iverson's Arm Sleeve.
"We talkin' about socks, socks. Socks. Grown ass man and we talkin' about socks," an angry Iverson stated. "Get out of my fucking face but I tell you one thing, that boy is gonna get a sock up his ass."

Borat has also filed a motion to sue in Kazakhstan. "I like Beno. I like Sex," stated Borat, "Jew stole my idea but not Pam. Hi-Five!"

"They are all haters," Beno tells us as he hand washes his Vlade. "Look at this stain, no seriously, look at this stain --- and the sweet smell from my hairy leg, this is what it's all about!"

Beno plans to release more socks as the season goes by but it depends on local Sacramento night clubs ability to sponsor the official release parties.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

CLAY BENNETT in new SEATTLE XMAS SHOW!

Clay Bennett in his Seattle office.
"I play Golf, thats what I do here."

SEATTLE - Clay Bennett is a mysterious man but also a very generous one.

Tonight's Christmas benefit show at Seattle's Little Theatre will feature the Sonics owner portraying one of the infamous Christmas characters of all time.

Trying to make good with the fine citizens of Seattle, he sponsored the Christmas event with his debit card. "I didn't go for the points this time." Bennett states.

"What better way to show that I care than to sponsor this in cash?" added Bennett.

"Moving the team to Oklahoma is the greatest gift I can get for christmas, I wanted to show the people of Seattle that I care about their feelings and that's why I'm donating all proceeds from the Christmas show to the Oklahoma City children hospitals, Seattle fans should be proud."

"It will be fun to portray a character that I admired all my life." quips Bennett.

TMZ Video from Bennett's Show
CLAY BENNETT in new SEATTLE XMAS SHOW

SPYIN' @ The Charlotte Bobcats

So I was able to sneak into Sam Vincent office and steal some of their latest plays for the sake of all those NBA teams (cough)minnesota(cough) that will lose to the Bobcats and/or can't seem to shake their amazing full court offensive attacks.

Some of the Bobcats' Plays (in case you couldn't beat them without it)

"What?? Too complex?" "Yeah for us too."

Bobcats did have a secret weapon they were working on...

"I like adidas, this much." a sweaty former White Sox outfielder turned NBA player, Michael Jordan states.