Tim Duncan attacks the Paparazzi

with his tongue

Greg Simmons reporting I believe or Dan Cook, cant tell.

Awesome, good for Tim!

and Tim is now listed as a celebrity!

Tim Duncan Gone Wild

Press (well not really) making it harder to repeat as always. lol

Go Spurs Go!

Fans dont let the Pararazzi turn Tim into the next Britney!

LEAVE TIM ALONE!

Desperate Housewives: Live @ Staples

Just a day after the allegations from French model Alexandra Paressant claiming she recently met Parker for sex at Paris' Park Hyatt Hotel.

It was interesting to see Eva next to Sheryl Crow during the Spurs Lakers game,



Sheryl was somewhat of a mistress of Lance Armstrong when he fell off his bike.



Ahhhh, Desperate Housewives: LIVE and Uncut.

Quote of the Day

"Woman you better shut the #%#$@ up with that."

Spurs came up this short...

Well I didn't expect Tony to sit out, that threw my 102-94 prediction.

Actually, it was the Spurs leading after three and lost the lead.

If Manu makes 3-5 more shots, they win without Duncan/Parker.

Yet there was a huge riot outside the Staples Center after the game.

Someone was chanting that the Lakers are gonna win it all as everyone exited,
that's when I knew the weather forecast for the next couple of days.

The annoying fan with the rolled up newspaper, renewed his L.A. Times subscription.

Its ShowTime at the Staples once again, all because of a regular season win over a Duncan/Parker less Spurs.

Gotta love those Laker fans! Im gonna see 40 Laker flags tomorrow, I'm sure.

THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: EVA vs. TONY & Lakers vs. Spurs & Sasha vs. Bynum

NBA THURSDAY NIGHT FIGHTS

Tony vs. Eva



Foreign objects (not the model) were used throughout the match, Eva finally pinned Tony after water torturing the 'Man from France' with the infamous hoe, i mean hose.

Tony's ass whooping will perhaps bring him back a little more focused and ready for his second match.


Spurs vs. Lakers



At the Nothing But Actors Arena in Los Angeles, Spurs take on the other Golden State team that is similar in style minus Cash & Jessica.

Lakers are well rested, but so are the Spurs for the most part (other than Parker being sore from a couple of roundhouse rights by Eva's chancla.)

Spurs wont have Duncan, but the Lakers vs. a Duncan-less Spurs team is a fun matchup to see. In the end, Lakers dangle the lead for three quarters and then the Spurs take over in the fourth, sending Jack home
or depending on what he ate during the game, like this


Should be a good fight, until that guy with the roll up newspaper interferes
or this man:


Mother fucker always freaks me out.


and in the Main Event:


Andrew Bynum vs. Sasha Vujacic



Throw the mother fucker the ball and everyone survives.


Lakers implode again: Spurs 102, Lakers 94

MICHAEL FINLEY: Are We Done Yet Part 2

He only missed 5 out of 8 Bags, Its cool -- Dont panic!




and no more bricks!







Seriously Though

GREAT to see Finley out there doing this!!! Great Cause!

A+++ to him, The Spurs Organization, George Gervin, The Coyote
and
Most Importantly, the MoFo in the Yellow Shirt for making sure Finley and Coyote don't fall !!!

Does Don Nelson look like a hot Porn Star?

Or is it just me?



Like NBA's version of Ron Jeremy?




TMZ found the following proof!

Still from NELLIE DOES ALCATRAZ Vol. 2


Still from OFFICE NELLIE: Under Siege


Poster from NELLIE DOES DALLAS


Still from NELLIE GONE WILD: New Orleans


Source:

Still accumulating proof, anyone have some pics of his past work?

GOLDEN STATE releases new T-Shirts for 2008 season

GOLDEN STATE - With the success of last season's exciting playoff run,
Golden State Warriors today released their new T Shirt for the 2007-2008 season.

Similar to last year's shirt in color and design, the Warriors front office
decided to revamp the design to add more of a meaning and little more focus.

Matt Barnes agrees, "Wait, what is this interview about?"

The Warriors hope it will bring the team good luck and define the team once
again as they fight for the playoffs and end up disappointing everyone
as fast as they can.

"Last year, we believed alright," a jubilant Matt Barnes mentions,
"but this year, it's special, the shirt proves it, we know we believe again
but, we also know the Spurs do too. Bring on Dallas once again and then get
the lures ready. We are that confident."

The shirts go on sale today at nba.com and Oakland Raiders home games.


Photo/Getty Images
Matt Barnes models the new shirt before the Spurs regular season game.
Warriors beat the Spurs 96-84.

NOTES: Don Nelson is still combing his hair to his right
every time he can, "It's great isn't?, it's autumn sunrise" quips Nelson.
....The Warriors were given their 1974-1975 championship rings before the
game to all the current roster in order to set them up for failure once again.

FORBES ranks SPURS 10th

Rank Team Current Value1 ($mil) 1-Yr Value Change (%) Debt/Value3 (%) Revenue4 ($mil) Operating Income5 ($mil)
1 New York Knicks 608 3 0 196 -42.2
2 Los Angeles Lakers 560 -2 15 170 31.8
3 Chicago Bulls 500 9 11 161 59.3
4 Detroit Pistons 477 11 0 154 39.2
5 Houston Rockets 462 5 15 149 29.7
6 Dallas Mavericks 461 -1 27 140 -1.6
7 Cleveland Cavaliers 455 20 44 152 31.9
8 Phoenix Suns 449 10 39 145 37.3
9 Miami Heat 418 2 42 131 17.9
10 San Antonio Spurs 405 4 14 131 15.5
11 Boston Celtics 391 6 46 117 18.3
12 Sacramento Kings 385 2 22 128 20.5
13 Philadelphia 76ers 380 1 17 112 -2.8
14 Toronto Raptors 373 18 44 124 28.8
15 Washington Wizards 348 4 48 112 11.6
16 Utah Jazz 342 15 5 114 5.7
17 New Jersey Nets 338 4 62 102 -1.3
18 Indiana Pacers 333 -2 14 107 -1.3
19 Orlando Magic 322 14 19 92 4.6
20 Denver Nuggets 321 4 16 104 -4.8
21 Golden State Warriors 309 16 24 103 1.3
22 Minnesota Timberwolves 308 0 16 103 -1.9
23 Memphis Grizzlies 304 -3 49 98 -10.9
24 Los Angeles Clippers 294 3 0 98 9.8
25 Charlotte Bobcats 287 4 52 93 5.3
26 Atlanta Hawks 286 4 25 95 9.7
27 New Orleans Hornets 272 10 55 91 10.2
28 Seattle SuperSonics 269 0 52 81 -5.7
29 Milwaukee Bucks 264 1 21 88 1.7
30 Portland Trail Blazers 253 10 41 82 -25.1

The NBA Fashion Police

The Suit


Fashion Fines


Shaq Shoes


Forget about the Dribbling

MUST BE THE SHOES: Former Spur BENO UDRIH shining with Sacramento

Good to see Beno playing with confidence.

But for god sakes, get some new shoes!

Mo Fo is still wearing the Spurs Silver and Black issued shoes.

Gangster!


MUST BE THE SHOES!




SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- Unwanted in San Antonio, Beno Udrih appears to have found a home with the Sacramento Kings.

Udrih had 23 points and six assists to help the Kings beat the Detroit Pistons 105-95 on Sunday night.

Udrih, a late preseason cut by San Antonio who came to the Kings as a backup when Mike Bibby was injured just prior to the season, has quickly become a starter. He showed why against the Pistons, hitting 9 of 13 shots from the field and all five of his free throw attempts and fueling a strong second half by the Kings.

"I chose this team because I knew I would get an opportunity to play; I didn't get that in San Antonio," said Udrih, who played three seasons with the Spurs and owns two championship rings.

"Playing regular minutes has helped my confidence. In San Antonio I never knew how much I would play. I won't come out here if I miss one or two shots in a row."

Udrih hardly missed anything in the third quarter when he scored 15 points, including 11 in a stretch where the Kings outscored Detroit 15-1 to take the lead after trailing by nine points.

"He had an unbelievable game in the third quarter," Detroit coach Flip Saunders said. "He made shots and he made plays. He's been playing extremely well for them."

But Udrih had plenty of help, as the Kings won for a second straight time and improved to 4-1 at home. Kevin Martin had his first sub-20-point game, but still finished with 19 points and eight rebounds. Ron Artest scored 16, Brad Miller had 15 points and nine rebounds, and Mikki Moore added 10 points and nine rebounds.

Tayshaun Prince scored 19 points for the Pistons, who have lost two straight. Rasheed Wallace had 17 points and 12 rebounds, Richard Hamilton scored 17 and Chauncey Billups contributed 14 points and nine assists.

"Our team grew up tonight playing a tough, tough team like Detroit in a grind-it-out game," Kings coach Reggie Theus said. "From a confidence standpoint, winning against an upper-echelon team builds confidence."

Clinging to a 94-92 lead, Martin hit two free throws after Rasheed Wallace and Detroit assistant coach Dave Cowens both drew technical fouls for arguing a call. Miller, who fouled by Wallace on a drive to the basket, hit two more free throws to put the Kings ahead 98-92 with 2:17 left, and the Pistons never got any closer.

"You make it halfway down the court, then you decide to call it?" said Wallace, referring to the call coming late that resulted in his first technical this season. "You know, it's crazy. But we let them hang around."

It was the end of a five-game trip for the road-weary Pistons, who went 2-3 and have opened the season by playing eight of 10 games away from home. Detroit starts a five-game homestand Wednesday against New York.

"It was a bad road trip in my eyes," said Billups, who had missed the two previous games with injuries.

American Revolutionary: Matt Bonner

Matt Bonner, 25 points, 17 Rebounds, 1 Assist earns him TIME MAGAZINE Man of the Year

It must of been the 1 assist that got him the nod.

But also look at how graceful he is when pouring beer!

True American Revolutionary!

LeBRON stays winless