Jerry West no longer on the NBA Logo...

Jerry and the Goons pose for picture at the recent Teamsters Union of N.J. No one was hurt.

ALLEYWAY BY STAPLES CENTER, CA - The NBA Teamsters Union of New Jersey held a private social to announce that Jerry West will no longer appear on the official NBA Logo.

"We're not killing him off," laughs ring leader O.J. Nordberg, "But we could...We just want a logo that we can mass market to our clients across Las Vegas and New Jersey. Capesh?"

BOSTON CELTICS in 1 PHOTO

BOSTON CELTICS
It's only gonna get tougher.

LAKERS are so DAMN HOT...

if your Gay.














Must be tough to sit so close...




yet so rewarding...

AVERY JOHNSON #6 Thank You

#6

THANK YOU AVERY




Golden State, it's your turn...




CONGRATS AVERY!

MAGIC JOHNSON talks and talks and talks...

Is it me or does Magic Johnson talk a lot?

Like the great non debater, just yappin'...lol

I hear him on Inside the NBA and stuff, you ask him simple questions and he will give you the 10 minute answer, like asking a mechanic what's wrong with your car, the mechanic goes off on things you don't care about or know about but throughout you feel like he is trying to upsell you something. lol

I love Magic, but I love my ears too. 

When I see Magic on TV or he is about to answer a question, I just grab my Cliff Notes Guide to Magic.

For instance, I was sitting next to Magic and Denzel and Denzel asked him, "What do you want to drink, Magic?"



Magic goes into a 10 minute answer about how the Lakers get more $$$ from Pepsi than Coca Cola and how he owns 23 Fatburgers in Los Angeles and they only serve Coke there because he prefers Diet Coke over Pepsi.



He keeps going on about how his Magic Johnson Theatres only serve Pepsi over Coca Cola and that he likes the Great Debaters but wonders how soft drinks would of tasted in that era.



Magic finally goes: I'll just have water.



MAGIC JOHNSON: The Great Non Debater


lol

Phil Jackson gets ready for the WPT

SO FUNNY

Vladimir Radmanovic: The Space Cadet finally...

LIVES UP TO HIS NAME and LIFTS OFF!

Notice how everyone stands to see this
once in a decade natural event!


LOS ANGELES - Vladimir Radmanovic #10
of the Los Angeles Lakers goes up to
space to officially become the Space Cadet.

Photo by Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE who was hanging on behind the glass for dear life.

Lakers Ronny Turiaf meet and greet...

The very busy Ronny Turiaf takes time out to pose with Laker fans Richard Frahm and Daniel Dickau of Los Angeles.

Ronny is always happy to meet his fans, "Its great, it's what makes us go out there and give it all we got, you know, like the song. "

"Daniel and Richard have been long time fans, going to all my games in college. It's great to see them come out and see me play professionally."

When told that those two guys play for the Clippers, professionally, Ronny smiled and referred all questions to the French Minister of Defense: GIGANTOR.

TARGET holds Amare Stoudamire Charity Sale...

PHOENIX - Target announced today a special holiday sale of 18 gallon clear plastic bins featuring Phoenix Suns Amare Stoudamire foot imprints for $6.99 to benefit the Boys and Girls Club of Arizona.

"We wanted to try something different and Amare has been kind enough to soak his feet in each bin for at least 40 minutes each," stated Cathy Shultz, senior vice president of red light specials for all eastern Arizona west of Phoenix Targets of the Southwest.

Amare's prone to injuries was a perfect match for Cathy and Target but he wasn't their first choice.

"We actually wanted to get the Gorilla or Steve Kerr to do it but it was just too hairy and messy, so we went with Amare who despite the bad athlete foot, we felt he was a perfect fit to match the Target mantra of overpriced items that could break easily."

Grant Hill was asked but he denied to help the kids as stated in his contract.

Amare was happy with the event for the most part, "Why does it have to be cold fucking water??? --- but, you know me, anything for the kids."

He adds, "You know, after leaving the bench when we played the Spurs, I spend the entire next game watching it with my feet in an 18 gallon Target bin, thinking WOW, I'm going to kill Robert Horry with my crow's feet but then something hit me, I thought about the kids --- and how many of them, dont have 18 gallon bins to store their toys."

"That's when the idea hit me and I called Cathy and made NBA history. You know me anything for the kids."

All fans who purchase the 18 gallon bins will also get a free DVD:


"It's our way to thank Amare, the fans and Morgan Creek Entertainment for a wonderful tax write off this year," adds Cathy.

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Props to Amare and Target! Im in for 2.

The Golden State Warriors TV Ad that never made it..

So I was cleaning the offices of the Warriors Marketing Department and found this paper on someones desk. It appears to be a script idea for a new TV spot.


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:30 Seconds Spot
Client: G.S. Warriors 2008
Director: Fred Savage


(fade in)

LAST YEAR Warrior fans, this young girl
was the poster child of the
inspirational & magical Golden State
Warriors season:


(dissolve)

BUT THIS SEASON, the journey gets tougher,
the message bolder, but the
magic still lives on ---

as the man with the beard


(dissolve)

the man with the tats,


(dissolve)

minus this guy


(dissolve)

and minus alleged herpes


(dissolve)

all return for another edgier dose of
WE make BELIEVE,


So Warrior Fans

(dissolve)

get louder,

(dissolve)

get tougher

(dissolve)

And for that young girl who held
up the weakest ass sign of the decade --
your Warriors are back,

(dissolve)

harder than ever...

Step aside sis'
cuz this season,
Believe them Nigs' For Realz


(dissolve)



GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
We Believe 'em.

Get Your tickets now!
1-800-THE CHRONIC

(dissolve)


(fade out)

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Gregg Popovich named NBA's Employee of the Month

YES!!!!! I FUCKING WON IT, bitches!


San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich has been named the NBA's Western Conference Coach of the Month for November. Boston Celtics head coach and former Spur Doc Rivers received a similar honor in the Eastern Conference but who cares about the Eastern Conference? Gimmie 5.

Popovich led the Spurs to a 14-3 (.824) record in October and November, tying the franchise record for best start after 17 games. That mark was last accomplished in 2005-06 by the Harlem Globetrotters.

San Antonio, which won five straight from Nov. 16 through Nov. 25, was a perfect 9-0 at the AT&T Center until they started to raise the prices of the Whataburgers.

The Spurs committed a league-low 12 turnovers per game and set a franchise record low with only three turnovers in a 128-110 win over Orlando on Nov. 21. The more amazing fact is scoring 128 points.

Rivers guided the Celtics to a 13-2 (.867) record last month, including eight straight wins to open the season. Boston outscored opponents by 13.7 points per game during the stretch, while holding teams to a 41 percent field goal mark.
But ALF can coach the Celtics to a 13-2 start in the eastern conference as well.

The Celtics recorded a perfect 8-0 mark at TD Banknorth Garden, lets just call it Boston Garden for short, besting the opposition at home by 21.6 points over that stretch. Owners of the NBA's top record as of Nov. 30, the Celtics enjoyed the franchise's best November start since 1985-86, when Kevin McHale used to bitch slap everyone.

Among the other nominees for Coach of the Month was Dallas' Avery Johnson, who also played for the Spurs. --- But Avery Johnson could not reach the height marker to win it.



CONGRATS POP, The Best Coach in all of Sports!

The Mega Doppler 5000 BREAKING NEWS Update:

Mike Dunleavy is on suicide watch after learning he did not place in the top 29.

TMZ found this suicide note in his office.

caption reads:

To: Gary,
Find me at the Long Beach docks,
I can't take not winning Coach of the Month anymore.
You can have my awesome jacket to remember me by.
Thanks for your help.
Mike Dunleavy


We still trying to find out who Gary is, but by looking at his suit, he seems important.

Gay buzzer beater lifts Grizzlies over Spurs

and from the childish humor colon column:

A recent headline that mistakenly read:

Gay buzzer beater lifts Grizzlies over Spurs

was changed to

Gay's buzzer beater lifts Grizzlies over Spurs


In order to profit off the mistake (of course), we search for adsense related ads
to go with the story and could only find one for a new Gay Gym in Miami:



We think its cute. Actually Hot. I mean, hot as in Rony Seikaly hot --- i mean --- as in playing in Miami, which is hot and sweaty and....forget it. Bye.

disclaimer: This site is not homophobic, nor condones homophobic speech unless we get 1 cent from adsense, then it's a free for all.






Gay buzzer beater lifts Grizzlies over Spurs

Memphis, TN (Sports Network) - Rudy Gay's buzzer-beating three-pointer in the face of Tim Duncan was Memphis' only field goal in the final seven minutes as the Grizzlies recovered from blowing a 23-point second-half lead to outlast the San Antonio Spurs, 88-85, at FedEx Forum.

Gay finished with 23 points while Mike Miller hit five threes of his own on his way to a game-high 31, and Memphis won for the second time in three games.

Manu Ginobili led the Spurs with 20 points and Duncan had 16 points and 14 rebounds, but San Antonio could not complete the furious comeback en route to a second straight loss and its fourth setback in the last five outings.

"I think I just gave him a little too much space. I think he got a little too comfortable," said Duncan of Gay's game-winner. "I thought he would at least take one more dribble in and I could contest something toward the top of the key, and I gave him a little more space. He pulled a three on a hand up and the rest is history."

Down by 17 heading into the fourth quarter and having trailed since the early stages of the first, the Spurs suddenly found themselves within eight at the eight-minute mark after Jacque Vaughn's lay-in made it 80-72. Gay and Miller hit back-to-back jumpers to put Memphis back up 12, but following a baseline jumper from Vaughn, the two teams went over three minutes without scoring.

The Spurs then ran off nine straight, capped by Duncan's jump-hook off the glass, to pull within one, at 84-83, with 41 seconds to go. Damon Stoudamire missed a three-pointer, and San Antonio regained possession with 20 seconds left and a chance to take its first lead since they were up 4-3.

Out of a timeout, the ball worked its way around to a wide-open Matt Bonner, who missed a baseline jumper, and Memphis grabbed the rebound. But, Stoudamire hit just 1-of-2 free throws, and the Spurs got the ball back with 5.3 ticks on the clock, trailing 85-83.

Ginobili inbounded to Duncan in the high post, then used a v-cut to come back to the ball for a handoff and, with Miller and Darko Milicic attempting to foul Duncan, Ginobili breezed to the hoop for an easy dunk that tied the game with less than three seconds remaining.

Memphis called its final timeout to position the ball in the frontcourt with Juan Carlos Navarro as the inbounder. With Miller covered as the first option off a screen, Gay released to the top of the key and fired a step-back three- ball with the clock winding down, draining it to give the Grizzlies just their second win in 11 outings against the defending champions.

"The play was for Mike," Gay said. "Obviously Mike's a great shooter and they trailed him. I was the second option. If Mike got the ball he would have knocked the shot down, so I got the chance to do it today. First I looked to see who was guarding me. I knew Tim wasn't going to get to me quick enough so I just put it up. I thought I had a pretty good follow through, I had enough time to finish my shot, and it went in."

Stoudamire and Navarro finished with 10 points apiece for Memphis, which shot 44 percent from the floor and hit 10 three-pointers as a team.

Vaughn again filled in adequately for injured Spurs point guard Tony Parker, scoring 10 points. Michael Finley added 11 points and five boards.

Memphis raced out to an early 17-6 lead and held a 31-19 advantage after one quarter. The Grizzlies then opened up a 21-point edge with a 15-4 run to start the second before the Spurs pulled within 49-35 at the half thanks to a 10-3 spurt of their own.

Miller's torrid shooting keyed an early-third quarter surge that extended the Memphis lead back above 20, and it was 76-59 going to the fourth.

Thanks for the penny. Now, back to good ol' T's & A's from Memphis.

Story brought to you by
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UPDATE:
After receiving several death threats and some used strap-ons in our mail, we decided to stop receiving pennies for 69 minutes in honor of those that were offended.

We also used the money to hire Phil Jackson to issue an apology, Phil is the perfect spokesman because he speaks so eloquently unlike us.

FLIP SAUNDERS is wired for sound 24/7...

So Flip was out and about doing good.

Visiting a local Ronald McDonald House for Christmas with others including Pistons' Amir Johnson and that other guy that comes off the bench, I completely applaud them & give them props.

As part of a new NBA rule, all coaches have to be mic'd all season long --- 24/7.

Here are highlights from his visit to the Ronald McDonald House event.

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HOT MILF IN BLACK: Not so close Flip..
FLIP: Hey, whaddaaa you talking about? Honey. It's Flip baby, I'm here aint I?
Hurry the #%$% up.




Lady, you better not fucking cut my wrist now. It's Flip baby. Got Things to do. Kid, put your fucking hands down, lets get this over with. Hands Down! Run It! Amir box her out.



Hey, lets get this over with, cmon now. Run It! It's Flip baby. Cmon run the #%$%$ play.




Kid, get the #$#%$ away from me...
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey,
how you toots like to suit up tonight??? Here honey, let me show you how to use that finger. It's Flip baby. Great event huh ladies?



Yea, this is how you do it kid, now scram. You lil' #%$@$%




Flip props for showing up.
perhaps it was the mics, we understand.

LOL

Merry Christmas

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NIGHT @ THE ROXBURY

This is really funny

TONY PARKER Sues X17 for affair stories...

Parker Sues Web Site That Claimed Affair

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Tony Parker has sued a celebrity gossip Web site that published stories claiming he had an affair with a French model.

The San Antonio Spurs star sued X17online.com on Wednesday in Superior Court, alleging it posted a series of "false and defamatory" stories claiming Parker cheated on his wife, actress Eva Longoria. He's seeking at least $40 million in damages.

"This is false. It never happened. And X17 had to know that the story was false, or, at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source," the lawsuit said.

The lawsuit also alleged that X17 never contacted Parker, Longoria or their representatives before running the stories, and refused to retract them after being told the claims were false.

An after-hour call to X17's Beverly Hills office was not immediately returned.

Last week, the Web site posted a story that said the model Alexandra Paressant told X17 that she had a two-month affair with Parker. The story said Paressant told X17 she attended Parker's wedding last summer, where the French soccer star Thierry Henry introduced her to the basketball star.

"No one from X17 attempted to contact Mr. Henry, who ... would have told them in no uncertain terms that this woman was not at the wedding," the lawsuit said, adding that Parker has never met anyone named Alexandra Paressant.

"If this woman exists, he has no way of knowing whether she is one of the many fans who have, from time to time, managed to obtain his cell phone number and called or left messages or who may have engaged him in conversation."

Parker is seeking damages for defamation and invasion of privacy. The lawsuit seeks a court injunction ordering X17 to stop publishing the stories.

Parker and Longoria defended their marriage last week.

"I love my wife," Parker said in a statement from Longoria's spokeswoman, Liza Anderson. "She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier."

"Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband," said Longoria, who stars on ABC's "Desperate Housewives."

SHAWN MARION gets punched in the nuts...

DEEEE-FENSE
DEEEE-FENSE

DEEEE-FENSE

DEEEE-ZNUTS

Photo by Garrett Ellwood / NBAE

The ATLANTA HAWKS have a better record than the HOUSTON ROCKETS

Thats all there is to say.

ATLANTA HAWKS 13-12
HOUSTON ROCKETS 12-13

YIKES! wow!

Yao, Tracy and Francis under .500

Adelman is cancer, he and George Karl should go into Local Politics with the way they run their teams.


Adelman is overrated like his basketball card price. $6??



FREE FRANCIS NOW!
Enough of the Politics!



FREE SOMEONE!,
No way is Houston that bad.

Props to the Hawks though!!!!!